Belgium Castor or how life could be simpler

Belgium Castor started his relationship with Frida during a nightly summer festival. It was a bit strange for it was actually the night that I agreed with him to see how far we could carry it. Well, not that far. We met Frida at a big rave were there were more 15 year olds then there were people. Frida loved it. Frida adored it. Frida danced the night away. Frida took the children by their hands and swept them around the dancing floor. Their were big flocks of kids surrounding her. Clapping their hands and yearning to be next. Frida took Belgium Castor by the hands and kissed him. The sky turned purple. The audience started applauding. I asked Belgium Castor if we could go. He said it sounded like a good idea. The moment we went Frida grabbed his shoulder. Turned him around. Slapped him in the face and yelled: “You don’t leave me! You’ll get to know me Belgium Castor”.

Belgium Castor made pumpkin soup with all kinds of vegetables. When he mixed it the soup turned brown. Nobody believed him when he said it was pumpkin soup.

Belgium Castor was a fanatic. Once he said he would stop smoking. He actually stopped. But he also stopped eating fat and drinking beer. Within month he looked so sick that even his best friends started avoiding him. When i told him what the deal was he started. He started good and he came back with a vengeance. He didn’t sleep for days. Spend al his money on cigarettes and booze. Dragged his friends with him until they ran home crying. Within a month he turned from looking sick, to healthy, to even sicker.

But above all, Belgium Castor was famous for laughing. I know people who, when they heard him laughing, turned around and took a different way home.